If you spell Tim Tebow in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Tim Tebow can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

When Tim Tebow was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Tim Tebow.

In the beginning there was nothing. then Tim Tebow stiff armed that nothing in the head and said Get a job. That is the story of the universe.

Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

Tim Tebow counted to infinity - twice.

People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Tim Tebow jumps out.

When Google can

If you don’t enjoy Dave Barry, you probably don’t enjoy my blog either, so go read some trash!

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TODAY’S BUSINESS WRITING TIP

In writing proposals to prospective clients, be sure to clearly state the benefits they will receive:

WRONG: "I sincerely believe that it is to your advantage to accept this proposal."

RIGHT: "I have photographs of you naked with a squirrel."

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Thanks Dave! Also more big ups to Tebow for his crazy performance this year. Gators cracked the top10 in the BCS.

Channukah starts next week, hope you have your candles waxed and your menorah shined!

First, big ups to Tim Tebow and the Gators for stomping the ‘Noles at home to finish the season. They may not be going to the SEC title game, but neither is Georgia. And LSU is out of the national game! (most likely). Sorry other family, but that makes me smile a little. Hopefully Tebow will win the heisman, but if not, he can come back next year and try for it. I’d like to see 2 national titles in a 3 year span.

Leah met her 3rd cousin Leah today. Kinda funny. Havent known any Leah’s and now she has one in her class, and her 3rd cousin is named Leah. Took a trip up to Huntersville where my 2nd cousin lives. I hadnt met them before but her parents and my dad (1st cousins if you havent been following) were both in town and wanted to get a little family thing together. It was fun. The kids got along great and Debbie and Reid (not sure of spelling) were cool. Nice to have family this close. David and Carol (David is my dads cousin) gave me a swiss army knife for my bar mitzvah that I still have. Just thought you’d like to know that.

I’m super wiped today. Played paintball yesterday with the guys, and it was SO much fun. its nice to play in cool weather vs florida’s warm nasty weather. I’m crazy sore today though. all the diving behind barrels and crawling through the woods…i miss my 20 year old body.

Oh, and if you’re ever in town, i recommend the shrimp with mixed vegetables from New China (its by Food Lion). Its so good.

And to all you faithful blog readers out there, hopefully tomorrow i’ll get to record a song, just for you. Its mostly written, but havent had time to record it.

Pass me a halls, my throat hurts.

Hope everyone has had a great year, is thankful for their life, and is happy! Except dave. No, but seriously, yeah.

Things i am thankful for: angelle, leah, erin, family, friends, my job, the cowboys being 10-1, rollerblades, boats, wakeboards, large houses, blogs, nice weather, mountains, bikes, computers, innovation, intelligence, love, ummm, oh yeah, and cab sav, which probably is the reason for this silly blog!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

It was another great football weekend. Gators killed FAU, and Cowboys won a  good one at home against rival Redskins. Shout out to Dennis, Gordon, and Chick McGee from the Bob and Tom morning show.

Also got to play with Leah and Erin a bunch which is always great. Saturday ran an exciting 2k on the treadmill, then played some racquetball with Bryan where he proceeded to kick my butt. I blame it on the fact that I was winded from my strenuous 2k.

Hit up Cheesecake factory saturday night (what were we thinking? Cheescake factory is at a really nice mall, and it was Saturday night during the holidays). SO we did what any impatient hungry family with kids would do in this situation, ordered it to go, then ate it in the food court! Great plan for anyone else wishing to eat at Cheescake factory and not wait for a table AND not have to tip. is that jewy? yeah so what! Also Dave was in town so that was cool to see him. Not overly cool, but sorta cool. =D

Stacy’s comin in tonight with my mom and landon. Yay!

Also in honor of Thanksgiving, and the feast at the fancy table, here is a commentary by my good friend from Florida, Dave Barry:

"Today’s Etiquette Topic is: Proper Table Manners. Table manners have had a large impact on my career. When I invite news sources out to lunch, I impress them by showing that I know the ‘DOs’ and ‘DONTS’ of dining etiquette, such as:

- DO shout your guest’s order into the drive-thru speaker before shouting your own.

- DO ask your gest to please steer the car while you aply ketchup to your hamburger.

- DON’T snatch fallen french fries from between your thighs and eat them without first distracting the news source by shouting, ‘HEY, LOOK OVER THERE!’

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Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving week!